Ramblings of a retired mind

Nancy · Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 1097 Location: Illinois, U.S.A.

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!

I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust."

I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!

I know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.' I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"

I was thinking about what I would want to have people say when they're looking down at me, laying in my casket. How about....................... "Look, he's still alive!"

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
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You O Lord are the potter, I am the clay,the work of Your hands.

Elaine · Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 1712 Location: Derbyshire

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God put me on this earth to do a number of things.
Right now I'm so far behind I'll live forever!!!!!

Nancy · Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 1097 Location: Illinois, U.S.A.

(((((Faith)))))
They're equally as dreaded Icon_swoon

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You O Lord are the potter, I am the clay,the work of Your hands.

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

Eddie c · Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 685 Location: Manchester

Thats scary Icon_swoon

Eddie
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Eddie c · Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 685 Location: Manchester

Eddie
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One thing i do know.I was blind but now i see.

Covenanter · Joined: 28 Aug 2006 Posts: 1446

I told my children I would admit to being middle aged when they could beat me at table tennis. I'm still young.
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May the God of peace, who through the blood of the eternal covenant brought back from the dead our Lord Jesus, that great Shepherd of the sheep, equip you with everything good for doing his will ... (Hebrews 13:20-21)