Eddie c
Joined: 16 Sep 2006
Posts: 685
Location: Manchester
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 Posted: Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: Grandparents |
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(taken from papers written by a class of
8-year-olds)
Grandparents
Are a lady and a man who have no little children
Of her own. They like other
people's.
A
Grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a
Lady!
Grandparents
Don't have to do anything except be there when we
Come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't
Play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to
The shops and give us
Money.
When
They take us for walks, they slow down past things
Like pretty leaves and
Caterpillars.
They
Show us and talk to us about the color of the
Flowers and also why we shouldn't step on
"cracks."
They
Don't say, "Hurry up."
Usually
Grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your
Shoes.
They
Wear glasses and funny
Underwear.
They
Can take their teeth and gums
Out.
Grandparents
Don't have to be smart.
They
Have to answer questions like "why isn't God
Married?" and "How come dogs chase
Cats?".
When
They read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind
If we ask for the same story over
Again.
Everybody
Should try to have a grandmother, especially if
You don't have television because they are the
Only grown ups who like to spend time with
Us.
They
Know we should have snack-time before bedtime and
They say prayers with us every time and kiss us
Even when we've acted bad.
A
6 YEAR OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA
LIVED.
''OH,'' HE
SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT AND WHEN WE WANT
HER WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE
HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE
AIRPORT.''
GRANDPA
IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD
THINGS BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS
SMART AS HIM!
It's
Funny when they bend over, you hear gas leaks and
They blame their
Dog."
Send
This to other grandparents It will make their
Day. !
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