Andrew L
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
Posts: 1746
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 Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:50 pm Post subject: Presidential humour |
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on Board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says "I'm Shaquille
O'Neill, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be
unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute and jumps.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says "I am the wife of the Former
President of the United States. I am also the most dedicated Woman in
the world, a Senator in New York and America's potential future
President. She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The third
passenger, George W. Bush, says "I am the President of the United States
of America. I have a huge responsibility in world Politics. And apart
from that, I am the most intelligent President in the history of the
country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die". So he
takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a Ten year
old schoolboy "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies
"No problem, there is also a parachute for you. America's most
intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..." |
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