Women...what they really mean

Eddie c · Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 685 Location: Manchester

9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying ****You
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Sisyphus · Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:26 pm Post subject:

Time for you to hide now Eddie.... Icon_wink

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angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

Bovvered.
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Camberwick Green · Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:33 am Post subject:

You are a great lad - seems to me to be aye - but you are not my type

Also - you are in the frame and defo the one I am looking for

this is a lie chaps - a bare faced lie
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Eddie c · Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 685 Location: Manchester

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Camberwick Green · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:57 pm Post subject:

true, a lie indeedd
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It might sound funny to others, but suddenly thinking you are French is terrifying. Louise Clark Sufferer of rare condition Susacs Syndrome

COME ON SALE !!!!