Story Book

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

Write a sentance/page then let someone else write the next and so on till we have a story.

Example............

Pam and Peter, liked to eat there Breakfast each morning sitting in the conservatory, Peter ever the stickler for neatness liked a small neat tabloid type, Pam still enjoyed reading the Broadsheets.
Peters Patience was wearing thin, as he Listened to his wife's Incessent rustling,
until one early spring morning it all got too much for him.....................................

Andrew L · Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 1746

"Darling," said Peter, "I'm so tired of sitting in the conservatory each day. "

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

And "Can't you Put that Silly Dog Andy In Kennels, He smells, and uses my newspaper as a toilet"

Andrew L · Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 1746

"Looks like you need a holiday. There's a murder mystery weekend advertised in this paper!"

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

Pam Replied "Dont be daft Peter, Knowing my Luck Id be the one they Murder" [chortle chortle],

Sisyphus · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:34 pm Post subject:

So he shot her and read the rest of his paper in peace.....
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".... love thy neighbour as thyself." is the hardest thing I have ever done....

Andrew L · Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 1746

Then the nosey neighbour knocked on the door. "What was that bank i heard?"

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

"Bank" said peter "No No that was a Bang I shot Pam, Now we can run off together just like we Planned"

Sisyphus · Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:26 pm Post subject:

Helga, the nosey neighbour, was now thoroughly confused and alarmed as the plan had been for Pam to have an 'accident' not get shot.
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".... love thy neighbour as thyself." is the hardest thing I have ever done....

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

"Oh What a todo" Helga Replied.

"I could do with a new patio" Peter said.

Nancy · Joined: 22 Jun 2006 Posts: 1097 Location: Illinois, U.S.A.

So Peter started to started to set up markers in his yard. He was trying to fool Helga into thinking he was going to build a patio all right. Peter actually contemplated the idea of burying Pam under the patio's foundation.
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You O Lord are the potter, I am the clay,the work of Your hands.

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

Which of course was his plan all along, see peter was a keen rose man, But rose wanted nothing more to do with him, not since the campanology seminar.

Andrew L · Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 1746

The campanology seminar was run by Mr Sexton. Peter couldn't remember him, but his name rang a bell.

Peter's spade broke and he went to a garden centre to get a new one.

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

upon his return,
to his horror he found Pam's Body had Gone!

Andrew L · Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 1746

There were footmarks leading towards the kitchen.