High maintenance

angel · Joined: 28 Jun 2006 Posts: 4751 Location: essex

Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
>that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a
>lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
>monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night
>10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
>my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend
>7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>Troubled User.....
>
>_____________________________________
>REPLY:
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
>is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
>SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also
>impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is
>impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
>once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to
>not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
>Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
>work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
>application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the
>system will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .
>Wife
>1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 ,
>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens,
>the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
>additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
>WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
>Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
>will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!
>
>Best of luck,
>
>Tech Support
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