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Andrew L
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| The card shark was having a whale of a time. |
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angel
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then He remembered that he had Employed a magicican for his wife's 40th Birthday, " You have the date wrong" said peter "its tomorrow", then with a retort the Magicican said Im a builder by trade and heard a rumour you needed a patio building on t'back lawn.
Peter though, ah a yorkshireman, I may yet get away with murder here, He will do the Job for a lot less than them southerners, thieving lot they are. |
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Andrew L
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Can you fix it with your magic wand?" said Peter, hoping the body would not be discovered |
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angel
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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Peter remembered that he had infact Lost his wife's body, Where the Heck could it be?
"Yoohoo" The front door slammed open,
Oh no thought peter, Its the dreaded alcoholic Mother-in-law. |
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Andrew L
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Peter got his video of Les Dawson out. |
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 6:41 pm Post subject: |
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While imagining a hippopotamus walking past.
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Andrew L
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| Posted: Thu May 24, 2007 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Which reminded him of Reginald Perrin walking into the sea to disguise is disappearance as suicide. |
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VictoriaPlum
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| Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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He saw the blender, the mincer and the pressure cooker were in use.
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The microwave had a clock on it.
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VictoriaPlum
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Ignoring all the meat that had been put through the mincer and the mess in the blender, he went through the house and out into the garden looking for the missing body.
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He fell over an old Bone that next doors dog had been Gnawing on, Thinking funny that butchers bones looked funny with Pink furry slippers attached.
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VictoriaPlum
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There again, dogs do like slippers so he dismissed them from his mind (they were rather garish anyway), and proceeded to the potting shed where he pottered around for a while, tidying up, disposing of bits of offal which had somehow or other found their way into the building.
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